Zippo Can't Fix Stupid Lighter ZP28664

The Zippo Can’t Fix Stupid Lighter brings a blunt message and bold attitude to a time-tested piece of gear. Built with Zippo’s all-metal construction and finished in classic black matte, this lighter is ready to take a beating and keep sparking. The no-nonsense phrase “Can’t Fix Stupid” is printed front and center in bold silkscreen, standing as a deadpan reminder that common sense can’t be taught.

Whether it’s a tool for daily carry or a conversation piece you toss on the bar, this lighter holds its own. It’s built to perform with a windproof design that works reliably in rough weather and a refillable fuel system that ensures it’s never out of commission for long. The flint-wheel ignition is old-school dependable, offering a satisfying strike every time you flip the lid.

At 2.25" overall and weighing in at 2oz, it feels solid in the hand without being bulky in your pocket. It’s the same Zippo form factor trusted by generations, with that signature click that’s unmistakably authentic. It lights quick, stays lit in a breeze, and just plain works—exactly how it should.

For those who don’t sugarcoat things and prefer gear that’s built with grit, the Can’t Fix Stupid lighter is a straight-talking essential. It carries Zippo’s famous lifetime guarantee, because even if life throws curveballs, your lighter won’t let you down.

Proudly made in the USA and built for those who like their gear as straightforward as their humor.